Hey it’s Jake, and we are in Akron (NOT pronounced “ay-kron”). Also, we are great. Some of you may think that Shaun Menary is the photographer of the band, but you almost couldn’t be more mistaken even if you were deliberately trying to deceive yourself. Check out my portfolio:
Name: Jake Lester
Profession: professional iPhone photographer/keyboardist
Experience: top secret
Specialties: weddings, special events (only those involving celebrities), concerts (require photopass + free stuff ), birthdays (only for ages 1, 5, 13, 16, and 105), tea parties, pre-parties, after-parties, actual parties, business meetings, business casual meetings, passing periods, lunch, dinner (NOT breakfast – too early)
EXAMPLES:
WARNING: These are only IMAGES of a forest path and a ballroom. Any attempt to walk through and/or dance on these images may result in injuries and severe damage to your monitor. Proceed with caution.
RATES: $5-5,000/hour. Cheeseburger/day.
Jake, I’m hiring you as photographer for my 16th birthday in November.
Around here we like to call it “crackron” because people here love smoking crack. Also we call it the Ak-rowdy. Or Norka, which is Akron spelled backwards.
Nice!! Although I think for your level of talent you are totally undercharging.
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I saw Shaun twitpic’d a photo of Jacob that was taken via iPhone, and I thought “He’s trying to snake customers from Jake for iPhone photography” baha